Karma

Wisconsin, time to take a good, hard look at the man who ruined your season. His name is Ron Zook. Sure, a year from now we will all come to realize that the Zooker paid all of these athletes that beat your beloved Badgers today, but for now... I have been vindicated. The Sports Elitists have been vindicated. And, most importantly, Terry Hoeppner has exacted his revenge. Oh and by the way, his former team, the Indiana Hoosiers have as many losses as you do this year in the Big Ten. Being right kind of gets old, but when it's all you know... what else can you do? more...

When We're Right, We're Right.

I can't stop laughing. Seriously. I've been [getting paid to] watch college football all day. And I've been re-reading some old posts here. Anyway, here's a headline on Si.com's college football page that pretty much sums up why I can't stop laughing:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Eat our fuck, Wisco. Suck our cock, Dave Heller. Fuck you in the pants, Brett Bielema. And have fun in the Crapital One Bowl, retards.

Oh, and here is the collection of links just to remind the public of how we were right and how all 12 people in Wisconsin that can "use" a computer were wrong.

http://sportselitists.blogspot.com/2007/06/brett-bielema-public-enemy-number-one.html

http://sportselitists.blogspot.com/2007/06/open-invitation-to-dave-heller.html

http://sportselitists.blogspot.com/2007/06/morning-after-on-tse-6282007.html

http://sportselitists.blogspot.com/2007/06/state-of-tse-stupidity-stops-here.html

http://sportselitists.blogspot.com/2007/06/ok-i-didnt-want-to-but-now-im-forced-to.html

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It's Always Sunny on TSE -- "The Gang Picks the Division Series"

The aviators mean I'm cool, right?

So here are my picks for the MLB Playoff Division Series. You may be asking yourself why I included a picture of myself in aviators with this post... the truth is, I don't know. Consider it an homage to the random photos on Free Darko or something. Anyway...

ALDS:

Red Sox over Angels, 3 games to 2

Idunno, something tells me this series is going the distance and Boston has the pitching depth here over the Halos. I will go ahead and root for the Angels, though, because Boston can kiss my ass.

Indians over Yankees, 3 games to 0

I am not going to justify this pick. The Yankees can all die of gonorrhea and rot in hell, for all I care. The less I have to see and hear from New York in October, the better.

NLDS:

Cubs over Diamondbacks, 3 games to 1

Remember-- the NL playoffs don't make any goddamn sense. That's where the Cubs come in.

Phillies over Rockies, 3 games to 2

The Rockies win the first two games on pure emotion and then get crushed by Philly in 3 straight. Todd Helton cries.

PLEASE NOTE: I was 0-fer on my NL playoff picks last year; feel free to wager LIBERALLY against any National League picks I've made. more...

MNF liveblog...sort of

I have Chad Johnson and the Pats kicker who isn't Adam Vinatieri against Carson Palmer and Wes Welker tonight. I was up 25 going into the game. And now, from the 2nd quarter.

Okay...here we go. Bungles on the 2. It's Kenny Watson time, baby! No Carson points, no problem. Wait, play action? They're passing from the 2? Who are they gonna throw to...

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(GoCM: I still won. Eat a dick, uncle Tom. No, not that uncle Tom. Really, the guy I was playing was my uncle named Tom. But fuck the other one, too.)

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