tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-206309002024-03-07T04:20:51.672-05:00The Sports ElitistsInfiltrating mainstream broadcast media while maintaining a healthy hubris.Jedhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03078242142802488501noreply@blogger.comBlogger213125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20630900.post-68239664968636526782008-09-30T17:32:00.003-04:002008-09-30T17:35:45.189-04:00Hello friends, and welcome to a shameless plug post.Welp, everyone else has pretty much left this bad bastard. I'm not about to follow suit, but I'm going to plug my newest sports blogging endeavor about my fledgling golf game and the same of the rest of the Interweb. So if you're a golfer and don't have anything better to do, check out This Game Ain't Easy. You'll be glad you did(n't)ckopechhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12528239805114758015noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20630900.post-35591218803484762322008-04-16T11:43:00.006-04:002008-04-16T12:30:35.937-04:00GoCM's Top 5 SNES GamesIf I've learned anything over the last 24 years of my life, it's that the world almost certainly does not revolve around sports - it revolves around me, of course. That said we'll jump off-topic a bit and talk about the wonderful world that was the Super Nintendo Entertainment System. And since I'm running the show, here are my Top 5 SNES games*.*I'll be honest, I didn't buy/play all that many ckopechhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12528239805114758015noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20630900.post-65591070979044232392008-04-14T10:00:00.001-04:002008-04-14T10:17:10.647-04:00TMA on TSE - You're the Immelman now, Dawg!Good morning. Not really. It's Monday morning and those are never particularly good in any situation. You could have gone to bed Sunday after banging a Perfect 10 model, a la Eric in Entourage and still hit that before going to work the next morning and it would still suck. Perhaps less than if you went to bed after, say, reading back issues of SI and masturbating, but that's neither here nor ckopechhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12528239805114758015noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20630900.post-75533682694855645032008-04-11T15:22:00.008-04:002008-04-11T16:14:36.243-04:00Afternoon Delight and NHL playoff picksIt's almost 4, I have some work that I should probably get done (and probably won't) so I wanted to pick the Stanley Cup Playoffs in this space. But I have to take a dump, do at least some of the work in front of me and go home, all in the next hour. So here are the picks for the playoffs with little or no explanation whatsoever. *Ed. note: I haven't followed hockey at all this year, save for theckopechhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12528239805114758015noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20630900.post-12254608856037717412008-04-11T10:27:00.005-04:002008-04-11T15:19:28.533-04:00TMA on TSE - A Tradition Unlike any OtherEach morning, TSE will attempt to fill space and add to post count by posting a generic morning review post about something from the day before or the next day or whatever the hell they feel like writing. We call it The Morning After. Today's author is Ghost of Carl Monday.OK, who got drunk and changed everything around again? Couldn't have been Seaward, as he was probably out of Miller Chill. ckopechhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12528239805114758015noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20630900.post-59061131170068353692008-04-10T16:01:00.004-04:002008-04-10T16:52:44.456-04:00GoCM's News and ViewsFrom time to time, I'll go ahead and straight up sleaze an idea away from someone else. because that's how I roll. Here, and with no apologies to Larry King or Seaward, GoCM's News and Views.The Tigers won a game. Great. I think I'll go piss my pants.In order: Masters > British > US Open > The Players > The Memorial > The PGA. Anyone who thinks otherwise is fooling themselves.I may be the only ckopechhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12528239805114758015noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20630900.post-82223491115273566072008-04-10T09:23:00.005-04:002008-04-10T09:32:48.457-04:00TMA on TSE - We're back Hello, friends.... and welcome to the official re-opening of TSE. Yes, that's right, your ninth favorite sports/comedy/bad joke blog is back in action. Look for TMA posts, some News and Views, Playoff Picks Destined to go Wrong and all the ripping off of KSK and Deadspin you can handle. Maybe even a guest writer or two. Mmmmm mmmmm, bitch!For now, I just started back on the ol' computers so I ckopechhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12528239805114758015noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20630900.post-54465269472605401992008-03-15T14:08:00.003-04:002008-03-15T14:19:16.839-04:00Nothing like some SEC basketball in Atlanta--HOLY SH*T THE SKY IS FALLING!By now it's common knowledge that the SEC tournament was interrupted by severe weather, to the extent that the game was delayed for and hour or so. Thankfully, no one was hurt and the game continued. Loser with Socks has the video of the game and what happened in real time. Having been to the Georgia Dome for a big tournament (the one where Ohio State beat Florida to win the NCAA Championshipckopechhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12528239805114758015noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20630900.post-52757525771340051032008-03-14T13:38:00.002-04:002008-03-14T13:44:13.035-04:00TSE lies dormant, much like Seaward's c*** 13 months out of the yearAnd I'm sick of seeing that fucking picture of LSU on the top of the page. Let's change that up, shall we? That's better. I love the body paint portion of the swimsuit edition. Is she naked? Is she clothed? Who cares - I'd still glaze that thing like a donut.More biting, if not mildly retarded sports commentary in the near (read: far) future.ckopechhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12528239805114758015noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20630900.post-15717391543229489262008-01-08T10:12:00.000-05:002008-01-08T10:43:37.966-05:00The Morning after on TSE - 1.8.2008Here we are again. A year later and everything has changed. But nothing has changed. There are some things in this world that I, now, know are completely true. The SEC is full of incredibly hot women and depressingly fast football players. Ohio State is full of mildly retarded coaches, Jim Kelly wannabes and a football team that, for the second year in a row, couldn't even get to the base of ckopechhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12528239805114758015noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20630900.post-9931939367471534822007-12-24T22:41:00.000-05:002007-12-24T22:46:56.469-05:00It's Christmas, and Barry Manilow's singing the hits...Hey there elitists. It's me, The Ghost. I'm here at wonderful WKRC in Cincinnati on Christmas Eve bidding all you out there in inter-highway land a happy Christmas. I get cable and the Interweb in my new apartment (and it's about time, I think I've watched the same 5 episodes of previously DVR-ed "Scrubs", "Good Eats" and "Family Guy" about 12 times by now) so I'll be able to make this more of a ckopechhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12528239805114758015noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20630900.post-38794914668441268292007-12-06T14:28:00.000-05:002007-12-06T14:53:10.505-05:00Side effects of ESPN Motion may include...Oh, ESPN Motion, sometimes I think you're worse for the internet than pop-up ads and Rosie O'Donnell's blog combined.And that's when I am being generous.Seriously... I just can't stand ESPN.com's ESPN Motion feature. I think this is something we can all agree on.Recently, I'd honestly thought that ESPN Motion had been vanquished, especially in light of Deadspin's article over the summer Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20630900.post-62083355989047858362007-12-06T08:27:00.000-05:002007-12-08T14:33:26.754-05:00Game Day Experience -- Arkansas at LSUOver Thanksgiving weekend, a few friends and I undertook a roadtrip to some college football landmarks in the deep south to take in some high-quality pigskin action, both inside and outside the stadiums. Though it's two weeks later, I did want to share my experience there and rate it for you folks out there considering seeing a game at any of these stadiums. I plan to share similar accounts for Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20630900.post-89603499807188213762007-12-04T08:44:00.000-05:002007-12-04T09:16:54.154-05:00Baltimore's BabiesThe level-headed and always-classy Bart ScottSome credit to the Four-Letter Word this morning. ESPN.com's Mike Sando posted an insightful compilation of Ravens quotes following last night's stunningly thrilling Monday Night Football showdown between Baltimore and New England. What insight does said compilation offer, you might ask? It's quite simple:The Baltimore Ravens organization has created Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20630900.post-32810708225158016012007-11-11T11:53:00.000-05:002007-11-11T12:52:47.612-05:00I feel sick all over...Maybe it's the fact that I had to work for 12 hours yesterday. Maybe it's the cold General Tso's I had when I got back from said 12-hour shift. Maybe it's the fact that my TiVo is filled with old episodes of Scrubs and Family Guy, all of which I've seen about 700 times each. But more than anything, it's probably that, due mostly to the last three years, I'm nowhere near used to watching Ohio ckopechhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12528239805114758015noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20630900.post-92149510951643174702007-11-05T11:11:00.001-05:002007-11-05T12:17:38.135-05:00[Redacted], News and Views -- 11.5.07Some random musings from the world of sports after a momentous weekend, including the enormous 4:05 ET Sunday NFL game with gargantuan playoff implications...All joking aside, the Browns are 5-3? With a schedule against a bunch of schmucks following next week's showdown in Pittsburgh? Holy crap, they could cruise into the playoffs at this point! I don't even know what to say.Thanks a million, BC,Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20630900.post-14600495776542139942007-10-28T01:16:00.000-04:002007-10-28T01:25:05.287-04:00Some questions for the OBCSo, Steve...What's up buddy? How ya doin' tonight? Just, ah, just some questions for ya, here...1- Would Tennessee, too, be ranked #1 with Ohio State's schedule?2- Would Vanderbilt, of whom you think so highly, have walked into Beaver Stadium at night and curb-stomped Penn State?3- How does it feel to watch Philip Fulmer walk off the field with a shit-eating grin on his face after your team Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20630900.post-16409200491426838362007-10-24T23:23:00.000-04:002007-10-24T23:32:32.064-04:00Boycotting The World Series -- The Game 1 Live BlogI told you on Sunday night that I was boycotting the World Series Game 1, so I decided to share with the public both my reasons why and my methods for boycotting Red Sox v. Rockies in the Fall Classic. First off:THE REASONS1- 8:23 start times. These games just start way too late for someone whose alarm clock kicks on at 4:55 am. Seriously, Allan, couldn't your league start their games at a time Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20630900.post-85889266182812202882007-10-21T23:57:00.000-04:002007-10-21T23:57:30.029-04:00Festivus is still 2 months away, but I'm still airing grievances.OK, I'm gonna vent here... and I just don't care.Boston: you do not fucking deserve this. Your team is full of assholes. Your ace is an asshole. Your cleanup hitter is an asshole. Your rookie of the year is an asshole. Every member of your $100 million dollar overseas investment's media entourage is an asshole. Your bought-and-paid-for Media Relations wing in Bristol, CT, is a campus full of Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20630900.post-54398997458591004702007-10-18T12:11:00.000-04:002007-10-19T00:11:29.158-04:00A Five Game ALCS? THIS IS CLEVELAND!!Come on now, fellow Indians fans, you didn't think it would be that easy, did you?You didn't think our guys could just reel off four straight against the team they tied for the best record in the whole damn league, did you? Did you?!?Listen, nothing is ever that easy for the Indians in October. In 1995, the year the Tribe lapped the frigging field in the A.L., the Mariners (the Mariners!!) even Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20630900.post-23170908657323228402007-10-12T13:07:00.000-04:002007-10-12T13:08:44.717-04:00Whatever.Sox in 6, Rox in 5Sox/Rox on Fox...This thing is predestined.ckopechhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12528239805114758015noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20630900.post-8253862066261729012007-10-11T18:22:00.000-04:002007-10-11T22:49:12.175-04:00It's Always Sunny on TSE -- The Seaward Picks the LCSesDon't worry, this man has nothing to do with the League Championship SeriesLet the ESPN stories about poor LCS ratings begin!Right Brain: So, I was 100% right with my Division Series picks.Left Brain: Er, no...Right Brain: Sure I was.Left Brain: Yeah, here's the thing--Right Brain: Dude, I SAID my NLDS would be wrong.Left Brain: OK, but you can't just make picks, announce you'll be wrong, then Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20630900.post-24554302282955735772007-10-09T08:47:00.000-04:002007-10-09T10:30:21.381-04:00An Open Letter to Chip CarayShitty <---> AwesomeDear Chip Caray,You suck.I never thought so before, but you are a genuinely horrendous broadcaster. I must have been blinded as an Indians fan who adopted the Chicago Cubs as his NL team. I must have been taken in by your homeristic coverage of the Lovable Losers through the 1990s. I must have given you a free pass because who your grandfather was (though curiously I never didAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20630900.post-34870051634152116912007-10-06T22:04:00.000-04:002007-10-06T22:11:26.432-04:00KarmaWisconsin, time to take a good, hard look at the man who ruined your season. His name is Ron Zook. Sure, a year from now we will all come to realize that the Zooker paid all of these athletes that beat your beloved Badgers today, but for now... I have been vindicated. The Sports Elitists have been vindicated. And, most importantly, Terry Hoeppner has exacted his revenge. Oh and by the way, his Jedhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03078242142802488501noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20630900.post-59044033654747641462007-10-06T15:44:00.000-04:002007-10-06T16:00:14.917-04:00When We're Right, We're Right.I can't stop laughing. Seriously. I've been [getting paid to] watch college football all day. And I've been re-reading some old posts here. Anyway, here's a headline on Si.com's college football page that pretty much sums up why I can't stop laughing:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Eat our fuck, Wisco. Suck our cock, Dave Heller. Fuck you in the pants, Brett Bielema. And have fun in the Crapital One Bowl, ckopechhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12528239805114758015noreply@blogger.com0