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Sunday, June 10, 2007

WHAT?


It's not TV. It's a huge dissapointment.

Carved in stone at 10:09 PM by Jed

Tags: I've seen more exciting games of Hearts than the Sopranos season finale, Joe Table Blew It, Steve Perry, This is NOT Phil Leotardo's country

 

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