Ladies and gentleman, your 2007 Jungle Kittens!

Folks, meet Arena League 2's Cincinnati JungleKats, a team co-owned by Sam Adams (recently released by the Bengals, signed by the Broncos) and Ken Griffey, Jr. (having his best year as a Red). They currently are a stellar 1-8 (how'd they ever win one?) but don't fret folks: going to see the JungleKats means you get to see the Jungle Kittens! The finest dance team dancing right now in Cincinnati. Let's take a look at a few bios shall we?

Jessica

Nicknames: J-Shock, Chocolate (I'm not so sure I want to know how she got either of these nicknames)

Favorite quote: Carpe Diem-- Seize the Moment! ( Second favorite quote: Latin is sooo confusing!)

Meg

Nickname: Megs (that's not a nickname, thats your name with an "s" on it)

Favorite Quote: A life without aspiration has no inspiration

Person you admire most and why: My grandfather, because his life aspiration was to serve God and provide for his family and he did that until his very last breath

Favorite TV Show: MTV's Yo Mama (aww... and she was doing so well!)

LaCrystal

Hometown: Bessemer, Alabama by way of Hamilton, Ohio (probably the other way around, either that or it's one hell of a commute)

Proudest Accomplishment: Making the 2007 Cincinnati JungleKats team (really?)

And finally, Peaches

Nicknames: Miss Peaches, Baby Girl (...)

Three words that describe me: extremely silly, spoiled, determined (she then added hardworking, alpha male, jackhammer. Merciless. Insatiable.)

Yep, these are the cream of the Arena League's minor league's worst team crop, boy!