TSE lies dormant, much like Seaward's c*** 13 months out of the year

And I'm sick of seeing that fucking picture of LSU on the top of the page.  Let's change that up, shall we?

That's better.  I love the body paint portion of the swimsuit edition.  Is she naked?  Is she clothed?  Who cares - I'd still glaze that thing like a donut.

More biting, if not mildly retarded sports commentary in the near (read: far) future.