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Saturday, July 14, 2007
It's happening...
"Do you believe in Miracles? YES!"
" The Giants win the Pennant! The Giants win the Pennant!"
"I don't believe what I just saw!"
There's something new to add to the list:
"THE COLUMBUS DESTROYERS ARE GOING TO THE ARENABOWL!"
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