Updated: These guys are tearing my eyes out and stomping on them!

Please Hightail it over to ArmchairGM to vote for, and thus make popular, stories by The Sports Elitists. You, too, can join in on calling me a self-righteous, uninformed and, above all things, mildly retarded commentator on this, our world of sports. Fun!!

Now, back to more gushing over last night's LeBron Show.